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Monday, February 9th, 2009
11:40 am
Most of us who blog or have a page online receive sleazy/chat-up messages from time to time. This community I made is for reposting these messages so that we can all have a laugh at them or, if they're seriously bothering you, hopefully offer some advice. I'm working on a Little Book of online sleazy messages/chat-up lines and am looking for contributions to it, although I won't include anything without your permission.

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008
8:05 pm
enragedkillerllama myspace
killer_llamas here.

Good evening.


Friday, March 10th, 2006
5:07 pm

Current Mood: enraged
Friday, September 16th, 2005
10:29 pm


he's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be OUTTA CONTROL!! whoooooooooooah

Current Mood: artistic
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
1:46 pm
At long last, we have achieved official recognition.

Our good friend, ted__hughes (you may have heard of him, he was Poet Laureate here in the UK for a long time and he was also married to Gwyneth Paltrow, until she killed herself) has made a community for everyone to worship us in.



We know you all have a picture of us in a frame in your houses that you worship every morning, afternoon and evening - now you can worship us properly in this community.



x-posted wherever the fuck we feel like posting it

Current Mood: satisfied
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
4:44 pm
Ok we will be playing around with this for a while, but:








(x-posted wherever the hell we feel like x-posting it)

Current Mood: bouncy
Monday, July 25th, 2005
12:53 pm
The Squirrels seen in the new Willy wonka film are some of the Killersquirrels... We work in partnership with Mr Wonka (whilst we plan our domination over the world) and we hate being interrupted (by silly humans). As you will see in the film, we respond instantly to any interruption to our work in force.

Do not think just be cause we are small you can avoid us or get away from us... we will overwhelm and take anyone down..

You have been WARNED!!

Current Mood: accomplished
Thursday, June 30th, 2005
11:14 pm
Accuse me not, beseech thee, that I wear
Too calm and sad a face in front of thine;
For we two look two ways, and cannot shine
With the same sunlight on our brow and hair.
On me thou lookest with no doubting care,
As on a bee in a crystalline;
Since sorrow hath shut me safe in love's divine
And to spread wing and fly in the outer air
Were most impossible failure, if I strove
To fail so. But I look on thee--on thee--
Beholding, besides love, the end of love,
Hearing oblivion beyond memory;
As one who sits and gazes from above,
Over the rivers to the bitter sea.
Monday, June 13th, 2005
10:00 am
I'm so special I'm the only one in my clique - me&my 20 personalities
I refuse to post my cliques! killersquirrels you have not added all of me yet (ummm... all of my army that is - and their entourage) - they have all added you and they are very excited about seeing their new 'cliques' so they have asked me to ask you to please add them all back.

Same to the _killerhyraxes - although I'm not sure that they will respond very well to me asking them :P I think they are probably Trouble, but they are also very cute - and anyway, yes, all of me have added you. We need you to add all of us back or OUR CLIQUES DON'T WORK properly and we want to be in with the in crowd.

OH AND _killergoldfish, you haven't added killermeerkats yet - they are crying :P

Other than that, I was also a member of 2 cliques of size 17, like The Pelican Queen, before. At the moment I am a member of ONE clique of size 19. ONE CLIQUE?????????!!!????!?!

omg everyone hates me :((

Ok I could remove the squirrels and hyraxes from all my flists and see the cliques then, but jesus christ I just spent HOURS adding all the ones I hadn't added yet and I can't face doing it again. Yet.

Current Mood: unpopular :(
Saturday, June 11th, 2005
5:10 pm
Friday, June 10th, 2005
9:39 pm
To the _killerhyraxes
We're watching you.

Current Mood: watching
Thursday, June 9th, 2005
7:54 pm
6:07 pm
fft... fft.. cht, cht, chit... fifft... ffftffft... chittaffiffftchitffft...
Wednesday, June 8th, 2005
7:41 pm
Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
10:16 pm
Saturday, May 28th, 2005
1:49 am
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
4:06 pm
i'd like to apologize to the killer_pelicans. i just saw a picture of a pelican and i've realized i've been drawing them all wrong. sorry.
2:35 am
i also want to congratulate the Llamas and Pelicans on their pregnancies.

also, i seriously contemplated getting a goldfish tattoo yesterday.
2:20 am
we could like to congratulate the Llamas and the Pelicans on their upcoming little bundles of joy.

we are planning a baby shower. details to follow soon.
Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
11:32 pm
I have something The Pelican Queen and I must speak about. Now, I know it was a shock for you when the Llamas announced their pregnancies and your first reaction was, quite rightly, to say that it wasn't possible because your pelicans can only reproduce with other pelicans.

Please hear me out ;)

I think what we may have here (yet again) is something to do with the camels, ultimately. I have not quite figured that part out yet, but we will.

I would hope that once your initial shock wears off, you would not actually wish for the Llamas to have been poisoned. The Llamas like you. I would not want the Pelicans to be poisoned. Please bear in mind that if we hypothetically say that the Llamas *are* pregnant, then we should most definitely NOT want them to have been poisoned.

Now, you and I know that some strange things have happened in our armies over the last few months. hahahahaha. That almost goes without saying. I do not think it 100% impossible that either, naturally for some reason, the pelicans and the llamas are making pelilamas or llamicans. We cannot know everything on earth (although you and I do, really) but it is always possible that something strange has happened here.

I am also highly suspicious that this has something to do with the camels. Whether it be a case of brainwashing, poisioning, genetically modifying a pelican and a llama until they found out how to make it work. Those stupid-humps will stop at nothing.


Do you remember this post? You posted fortune cookies for the armies

The pelicans were told: You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

I laughed and said the llamas would think they knew what that meant (i.e. big down below) and they wouldn't be very happy, because it's the llamas that are meant to be the big ones etc. This was before I knew that the stupid-beaks and the white-dummies had got married, though. So in fact, I was extremely wrong when I said the llamas wouldn't be happy about it. The Llamas were, well, clearly very 'satisfied' by it, shall we say.


I feel that this particular fortune cookie + the shock wedding + the fact that quite honestly the Llamas *are* pregnant I can tell you that and it's not by other Llamas + the fact that Llamas are only supposed to be able to breed with other Llamas = some funny business.

I find that when there is some funny business, it usually involves the camels.

We must think about all of this very carefully because we have to make our moves wisely. I imagine the elephants and the badgers will help us with the wise bit. The lemurs and the camels are quite clearly out of the picture just now, especially after seeing the results of a quiz in my journal today. The meerkats and the penguins are going to have to cancel their holiday to Amsterdam and they and the rabbits have to shape up and start acting like the armies they are meant to be. They will complain, but that is tough.

The Llamas and The Pelicans deserve us to do our utmost best for them in this situation. They were the first army in each case and I think they really need our help now. I think now is the time to set aside grudges, mend fences, build bridges, crack open a few bottles of wine perhaps.

Then we will find a building to use as Headquarters for the operations.

We will find out what is going on. We will also get the lemurs back.

The Pelican Queen and I will be organising lists and rotas over the next few days so that you will all know what your duties are. We expect you to do your very best. Anything less than the best will not be good enough and we will have to terminate you.

If you find, at any point, that the stresses and strains are showing, please feel free to speak to the lemur_therapist who will be providing free counselling sessions for everyone, as long as you can prove you are a meerkat, a penguin, a rabbit, a pelican, a llama, an elephant, a badger or an alpaca. Anything that remotely resembles a lemur or a camel will be fenced in and dealt with.

We must take action.

Granny Hag is knitting bootees.

We must fight for our Llamas and Pelicans BECAUSE WE LOVE THEM.

Be careful out there.


Current Mood: sombre
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